CHEVEU ---> JACKPOT



These are the weirdest band I have ever met, you should meet them too.



P.S.

FREE SHIT.

So, about 3 or 4 months ago, I get this email out of the blue from some trendy twat, asking if we would record a couple of songs for him to put out on a 7" on his own SUPER RAD record label.

It soon became pretty clear he hadn't actually even ever listened to our myspace or anything. Which, by the way, I would probably recommend doing before asking the band to record for you. I guess he just saw our name on some posters somewhere in Shoreditch, and mistakenly assumed we were really fucking cool.

Needless to say, after he finally did hear our music, he then refused to answer any of my emails, even when they got really drunk and insulting towards his shit haircut.

Anyway, we're kinda over these songs now, and aren't gonna use them on our next 7". So you can have them for free if you want.

If you dig them, go ahead and send them to your buddies, post on your blog or whatever. If you don't dig them, then you should probably piss right off and go listen to Empire Of The Fucking Sun.

DOWNLOAD (zip'd) : SEX BEET - "I'm In Love..." / "Cocaine Dan"

PS.
These are new recordings, not the same ones you might already have. Massive thanks to DJ Woodstock in Sunny Wycombe for these ones.

WOODEN SHJIPS



If I play this song one more time this loud, I'm pretty sure Mohammed next door is gonna get me evicted.

VISCOUS BROTHERS




Why the fuck are ALL French bands so good?

We first met these guys on our first trip to France, and I think we played together in Lille, but I'm not sure. All I can remember about that show was that the bar was called something shit like "ROCK BAR,"and that it was packed full of teenagers smoking hash inside.

If this actually was the night Viscous Brothers played, I'm pretty sure they ruled.

They just put out their first 7", a split with the equally good Teenage Moonlight Borderliners. The whole record is a big lovely mess of reverb, delay, and screams- all three checkpoints for the perfect single.


You can either fly out to France to buy the record, or email this fucked up email address and ask for one. Either would be worth doing. Here's a freebie, it's the slower of the songs because I've got a hangover right now.

MP3: Viscous Brothers - "(How Hard) Losin' You"